orgasmictipsforgirls:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

the sassy nineties

hahah love this!

orgasmictipsforgirls:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

the sassy nineties

hahah love this!



Lol

Lol

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I found Guinnevere!! She was just caught underneath something in my car lol. Now Daisy, Jerry, and Guinnevere are one happy bowl family

I found Guinnevere!! She was just caught underneath something in my car lol. Now Daisy, Jerry, and Guinnevere are one happy bowl family


Happy 4th? :P

Happy 4th? :P


I feel just about done with guys, I tell ya. It seems like every man who’s remotely interested in me just leaves me disappointed….from guys on OkCupid hitting me up obviously looking for an easy hookup or asking for nudes(wtf?)to my friend who’s engaged but likes to toy with my emotions…..even the guys who are somewhat decent have a flaw: they all live too far away(and there really are a couple good ones interested, but they live 2 hours away). Just tonight, this dude that is always trying to get with me asked me if I wanted to have sex with him tonight but that I’d have to come pick him up at his mom’s house. When I said I didn’t want to, he replied “Your loss.” Excuse me??? You’re a grown man who still lives with his mother, doesn’t have a car, and just started working at a regular job after being outta school for a whole year. Yeah, not my loss lol.
Ugh, and my mother wonders why I’m single???


"Use to get so high they would call me sky blue" :P

"Use to get so high they would call me sky blue" :P


WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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modestlybold:

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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